Guy dies and finds himself standing in front of Satan…

Guy dies and finds himself standing in front of Satan.
He says, “Oh no, am I…”
Satan says, “Yes, you are. But it’s not as bad as you think. Let me give you the tour.”
Guy looks around and sees that they are in a grassy field with rolling hills, chirping birds, bunny rabbits hopping around, for as far as the eye can see.
They start walking. Satan points to the right and says, “Over there is the sports center. There are three arenas, an Olympic sized pool, tennis courts, an 18 hole PGA approved golf course, and more. You can watch or participate in any one, any time you want.”
Satan continues. “On the left is the theater district. Every movie and and Broadway show ever produced can be enjoyed there 24 hours a day.”
Then he points ahead. “The marina is down there, where any sized craft from a dinghy to an aircraft carrier, fully crewed, is available for you.”
As they proceed, they pass a fenced off area filled with molten lava all the way to the horizon. In it are hundreds of millions of people, drowning and screaming in agony.
Guy says, “See, now that’s what I expected Hell to be like.”
Satan replies, “Nah, we just keep that for the Christians. They seem to like it for some reason.”

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