Science Puns, Chemistry Puns & Biology Puns Perfect for the Classroom

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Science is so much fun! You’ll find everything you need to make it even more fun. 

Chemistry puns, biology puns, and science puns will get your classroom giggling while they experiment. 

For more silly school fun: science jokes, science riddles, school-appropriate jokes, math jokes, and car puns.

Science Puns

These science puns will really keep you grounded.

• I can keep a secret. My labs are sealed.
• Gravity really keeps me grounded.
• Here’s my science homework. Better light than never!
• These leftovers are past their cell-by date.
• When organisms don’t like the rules, they protist.
• Let’s get physics-cal
• I know another science joke, it’s at the tip of my tungsten.
• Meteorologists weigh rainbows and found out they are ‘Pretty Light’!
• Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great but there is no atmosphere!
• These leftovers are past their cell-by date.

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• I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid. But my parents said ‘Sky is the limit’.
• If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
• Don’t go earth-quaking my heart.
• Watts your favorite time of year?
• It’s all relativity to me.
• I break for fission chips.
• Electricity is charger than life.
• You conduit! It’s shocking how quickly joule catch on.
• Don’t let me amp your style.
• I’m fascinated by water’s gas form. It mist-ifies me.

How much room do fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible.

• Physics is my favorite! I love all things wired and electri-ful.
• Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear brighter until you hear them speak.
• All mushrooms are edible. Some are only edible once.
• Neurons that fire together, wire together!
• A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, “Excuse me, is this stool taken?”
• Ants Never Get Sick. They Have Little Anty Bodies.
• How do you throw a party in space? You planet.
• “I’ve got my ion you!”
• Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell

Chemistry Puns 

• I was boron ready to study chemistry.
• Our chemistry teacher tried to tell a joke but got no reaction.
• Think outside the Bunsen burner.
• Oh chemis-tree, o-chemis-tree, how lovely are thy branches.
• How does a chemist explain having a temper tantrum? Sorry, I just reached my boiling point.
• Lose an electron? Gotta keep an ion it.
• I like to hear chemistry puns, periodically.
• Chemists are excellent for solving problems because they have all the solutions.
• Did you hear me? Acid I don’t understand the bases.
• I was reading a book on helium. I couldn’t put it down.

No matter how popular antibiotics get, they will never get viral!

• Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together? OMg!
• Gold is the best element because it’s AU-some.
• Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
• I like looking at a chart of all the chemical elements. Periodically.
• Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK!
• The proton is not speaking to the other proton; he’s a mad atom!
• They call me DJ Enzyme because I am always breaking it down!
• Are you 11 protons? ‘Cause you are sodium fine.
• A good way to remember gold is “Au gimme that gold”.
• Sooo I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen……but NaH.

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• sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!
• I was going to tell a periodic table joke but all them argon.
• My dog died so I had to barium.
• Photons have mass? Who knew they were Catholic?!
• A hug without u is like Mercury. Hg.
• If you buy one proton and one electron, then you can get a proton free of charge!
• Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded!
• People say I’m obsessed with chemistry jokes, “beryllium” not… (But really I’m not)
• All the good chemistry jokes argon.
• Make like a proton, and stay positive.

Biology Puns

• Bloom where you’re planet-ed.
• What does a biologist do with a cell phone? Take cell-fies!
• I tried to donate blood, but I chickened out. My trip to the blood bank was all in vein.
• When a biologist wants to impress someone, they wear designer genes.
• Biologists love to play musical instruments. Organs are their favorite!
• If someone wants to hear a potassium joke, just say ‘K’.
• Tomorrow we’re going to be studying mitosis. I’ll be needing your undivided attention.  
• I tried to donate blood, but I chickened out. My trip to the blood bank was all in vein.

I found this bone humerus.

• Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.
• You can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosity.
• Two blood cells met and fell in love. Sadly, it was all in vein.
• You must be a red blood cell. Because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart.
• You cannot B. cereus
• Two blood cells met and fell in love. Alas, it was all in vein.
• A biologist and a physicist got married but got divorced soon after. There was just no chemistry.
• The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy because he was a bone-a-fide mess.
• The biologist’s favorite restaurant is the Cell-ar, for its fine dining and division.
• I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed. Guess my thymine was off.

• Today in biology class we were dissecting an eye. I kept thinking of jokes but they were getting cornea and cornea.
• If You’ve Ever Wondered How Biologists Contact Each Other, They Use Their Cell-Phones!
• A Cell Stepped On Her Sister’s Toe. The Sister Said, “Ouch, Mitosis!”
• If You Ficus, You Can Sucseed!
• We Be-Lung Together. Aorta Tell You That I Love You!
• It’s Going Tibia Okay.
• We’re Becoming So Poplar!
• The biologist’s autobiography was titled “Memoirs of a Germ.”
• Keep Your Friends Close And Anemones Closer.
• The Worst Thing About Being A Clone Is Having No One To Blame But Myself.

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